Friday, June 7, 2013

Dig Ol' Bick

Hey dude! How do u react to ither dude's attention in changing rooms? You'd let them watch a bit? ;)

I like the attention as long as the guy doesn't get all creepy and stare. I will also check out an impressive package to compare against so I can't really blame anyone for checking out mine. 

Screen shots take during a c2c session with one of my followers....





Screen shots take during a c2c session with one of my followers. Thanks for sending these along, babe. Apologies for the blurriness but I was going at it quite vigorously. ;)

Maybe I should pay attention to driving rather than taking pics...



Maybe I should pay attention to driving rather than taking pics of my junk. The things I do for my followers.

Can I see what your bulge looks like today?

Ask and ye shall receive…

Noticed I was bulging "Jon Hamm" style on the subway...





Noticed I was bulging "Jon Hamm" style on the subway home so I thought I should snap some pics.  The girl nearby (you can see her shoes) seemed to notice. :)

How often do you play with it? If it were me, I would never take my hands off of it.

It's funny you say that because I kind of never take my hands off of it. I won't even realize sometimes that I am touching it. If you mean how often do I jerk off, I would say that I am pretty good about making sure I give it the proper attention at least one time a day. On those lazy Sundays, I can go upwards of 5 times. I know…I'm addicted, but you said yourself that you would be too.

Hi how are you? Great dick you have man. Just have a question, someone like you with a beautiful big dick have a lot of sex?

I'm doing well and thank you. The answer to your question is yes…but it's not because I have a big dick. Sure it might help with repeat business but it is not the reason why I get initial go-ahead. If it were only that easy…

When did you realize that you had a bigger dick than most guys?

I actually didn't realize until I was around 18. I used to think I was average at best because the only hard dicks I had ever seen were in porn and those guys tend to be quite large. I had been with women before I was 18 who had a lot of trouble handling it but they never said anything. Finally, when I was 18, I was with a girl who has more experience and said that I was much bigger than most guys she had been with. That is when I measured it, looked up the stats and realized that I was actually in the top percentile of cock size. I've been narcissistic and self obsessed ever since. ;)

Happy Valentine's Day to all my followers!

I’m not a big believer in Valentine’s Day but I am “take my dick out on the subway” horny today so maybe there is something to it. 

New follower here. I assume you have LOTS of male followers and admirers. It seems like you are straight so do you mind all of the attention from guys on your tumblr? Great looking cock!

First of all…THANKS!

I do seem to have quite a few male followers…probably the vast majority. I definitely do not mind the attention. In fact, I get off on it from men or women. I prefer it from women but I understand that female size queens are typically not the demographic on tumblr big cock sites.  Also, men seem to be more into size and aesthetics of cocks anyway so I am flattered when they appreciate mine. 

My cock is currently throbbing...

thinking about the things I would do to a special follower. She knows who she is. So hard it hurts. 

bigjock999: My verification pic from LPSG. Thanks for the...



bigjock999:

My verification pic from LPSG.

Thanks for the recognition, hungdudes.

Calboner: The Tumblr XL Cock Ring

Calboner: The Tumblr XL Cock Ring:

calboner:

This is an entirely unofficial association—really just my personal list—of Tumblr blogs by well-hung men who like to show off. Newly added blogs are marked with bold type, blogs closed since the last update with stricken-out characters.

I invite those who are on the list to repost this note, and…

If you are into my tumblr, I'm sure you will enjoy the others listed as well. 

MMmm...I love your tumblr! ;) I hope you have seen my latest...I was thinking of you

Ohh…I've seen your latest and I love your latest! So much in fact that I've already stroked my hard cock thinking about pulling those lace panties down with my teeth and salivated thinking about tasting your wet pussy. Whoops…I'm hard again thinking about thinking about it. I should go take care of that. ;)

Sex survey: 37, 41, 44, 61

37: When was the first time you masturbated?

I actually recall it pretty well. I was 13 years old and I remember that I barely came and I wasn't sure what I had actually done. I seem to have gotten better at it since then.;)

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Sure. I have dabbled in threesomes but never had a proper one. Would love two girls but it's more common that an opportunity has arose for it to be two guys and one girl.

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

I have never had sex on a plane but I have gotten a handjob in my seat, under the blanket, on an overnight flight. 

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Definitely a pornstar. I am kind of an exhibitionist (if you couldn't tell from my tumblr) so the idea of having thousands of people pleasuring themselves watching me is very exciting. It would also be pretty amazing to have sex with porn stars considering I haven't found many women who really handle my endowment in the way that I wish they would. 

Sex Survey. I will answer these completely honestly.

These seem more applicable to women but I would be happy to answer to the extent I can.

1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to have sex but then ________
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don't nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fucking.
33: What your favorite part of your body?
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you've used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you'd like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?


Ask me anything

What is the "type" of woman that you find attractive?

Personality: Typically, I tend to go for women who have an unspoken confidence. Both physically and emotionally. Sense of humor is huuuuuugggeee and having her own interests is important too. I don't like when a girl assimilates to have the exact same interests as me just because she doesn't have her own. Obviously, I am also into women who are sexually open minded and can be uninhibited when the situation calls for it.

Physically: I tend to be attracted more to brunettes. Love if they have light eyes too. Height doesn't really matter to me but I generally like if they take care of their bodies. Most importantly, having a warm smile is attractive to me. If she doesn't have a warm big smile that is genuine, it really doesn't matter how hot she is…I am not into it. 

where do you work that you're always getting boners?

A boner factory, so I'm just doing my job.

Just one of those days at work…



Just one of those days at work…

A-men!



















A-men!

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